When it's broke.
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis
They both only really work on paper
Works it out with a pencil.
With a tuna.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.