When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)