What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.