Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.