Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.