Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...