Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.