Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!