What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.