What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.