Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.