What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!