What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine