What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop