How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.