How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy