How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor