What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Consuelo Jokes More Consuelo Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

Chinese Lady Jokes More Chinese Lady Jokes

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.