What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.