What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.