Hispanic Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What do you call a hispanic gas?

Cabron Dioxide!

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Xanax Jokes More Xanax Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza