Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Puerto-RECON

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THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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He had a loco motive.

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A. Because of their loco motives

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!