Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Hispanic Man Jokes More Hispanic Man Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.