Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
He can't get to 3rd base
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
Dora the Exploder
Tijuana build a snowman
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
A baby in a trash compactor.
An Edison
Bed buglars.
Because its white and it works.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.