Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.