Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow