Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.