Because he wanted a hot rod.
A small medium at large.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
My dalmatian after being hit by a car
Your car.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
O'Pressors
The door won't close
A hot cross bun.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.