Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.