Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.