What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.