A tire!
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
It was missing a tire.
Because I threw a microwave at him
They both can't ride a bicycle!
Attire.
Attire
A tire
A tire.
Because it was two tired...