Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Previous Random Joke Next

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike