Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.