Stand it on four bricks !
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
They always want to play leap frog with him
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
A: An Apple turnover.
You're hired" "Not guilty"