What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.