The baby can't carry the mother.
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
Because umbrellas can't walk.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
How I bought your mother