What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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You use a pumpkin patch.

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He was dethroned.

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I need to do a vowel movement!

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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo