What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!