Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us