Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.