Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
They're both irrational.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
An elephant with spare parts !el
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
