Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
He got the sack.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Pupil: Banana.
They'll have no one to sell it to.
Dude,I already did my time.
Ayyee essay, where are you going