Hijack Jokes

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What didn't you do?

My homework"

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.