How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon