What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.