How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !