How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!