How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!