How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

How many cats?

One.

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!