What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!