What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.