What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies