What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!