What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.