What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

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Nah, mastay

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A tea-shirt.

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A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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Not even, homes

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