What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.