What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.