What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.