What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.