You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
He lost it.
It gets toad away
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
A Volkswagen automobile.
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
Hit him in the face with an axe
It was an ax-I-dent.
Have I got an ax to grind with you.