What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.