What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

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What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.