What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Green Lantern Jokes More Green Lantern Jokes

Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Willing Suspension Jokes More Willing Suspension Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.