What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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They don't believe in higher power.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief