What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio