What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!