When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Take away it's credit cards !
Because they're white.
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
He had to parrot.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money