Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.