Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.