How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Deadhead Jokes More Deadhead Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.