How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Deadhead Jokes More Deadhead Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.