How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.