How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

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I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

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Because 7 ate 9.

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

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What is the Speed of Darkness?

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.