A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
A. He uses "windows".
His hardware was Microsoft
All, to save this world from the darkness.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Surrendre*