How does Bill Gates enter his house?

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.