A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
One
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Depends on how hard you throw them
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
A: A mad scientist.
A good start.